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From the Dad's at Urban Crofters.

Disclaimer:  Please direct groans to the named individual Dad.  We do not take responsibility for their choices.  

Will Souter

"I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

Dave Arnold

"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? 

 A carrot"

Chris Kerr

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad.  Not screaming in terror like his passengers." 

The all-time classics

Image by Derek Thomson
"A slice of apple pie costs £8 in Jamaica, and £10 in the Bahamas.  Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean."
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