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Dad
Jokes
From the Dad's at Urban Crofters.
Disclaimer: Please direct groans to the named individual Dad. We do not take responsibility for their choices.
Will Souter
"I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
Dave Arnold
"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?
A carrot"
Chris Kerr
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
The all-time classics
"A slice of apple pie costs £8 in Jamaica, and £10 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean."
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